5th
Ode to Alt-Country
fgps:
Alt-country? I apologise
If we seem too obsessed with Ry’s
Attractive face and awesome tunes.
Yup, we’re a bunch of crazy loons.
We sit alone in darkened spaces,
Red-rimmed eyes and tired faces,
Gazing on our starbright screens
And reading BlackBook magazines.
Our lives are unfulfilled and crusty
Our sexual organs have gone rusty
Save for RA-based masturbation,
But we need YOUR validation!
We really care what you guys say.
Every night we sit and pray
That one day, you will give us praise
For spending all these sleepless days
Devoting time to fgps.
None of it matters! Unless
You deem it as strong, not weak;
No matter that it’s tongue-in-cheek!
Maybe you think it’s serious -
That’s something for you to discuss.
Lighten up a tiny bit?
‘Cause I really couldn’t give a shit.sinkships.
So good, it needs to be reblogged.
